A Capricorn (rising cancer), Mage of Life, (Asymmetrical) Derse Dreamer, somewhere on the field of ace/grey-sexual and probably ace/grey-romantic too. Who knows? I sure don't.
I won't start any conversations, not usually, but I'm pretty okay at continuing them. My ask and submit are at the bottom of the page! Face tag is "Olive has a face" if you're looking for my amazing awful selfies~
I UH OKAY?
GOD DAMN IT BOY. I AINT BOLDING ALL THAT SHIT
1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
you could say that, although it’s strangely complex and not really defined and shit
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
….I want to say no so bad holy shit, but yea
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
4: What’s something you really want right now?
Hmmmmmm. To be closer friends with my classmates. Or at least, have their numbers. It makes me feel less lonely
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep. with good reason, I assure you. I’m not a very fun person to be around when I’m in love you feel, and I don’t have the capabilities at this point right now to do anything but ruin it, you feel
6: Do you like the beach?
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
I don’t think family counts, so no
8: What’s the background on your cell?
my cell? Which one, I kinda have thousands- oh um
me in a horse mask.
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
?????????????????????????????????????????I’m too innocent for this shit????????????????????????????
10: Do you like your phone?
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
I stopped planning
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
my uncle, micoo
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
16: Are you tired?
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
well, it’s not a real number. It’s the store thing number
18: Are they a relative?
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
I’m insulted by the thought.
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
i can’t decide if I should lie or not
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
no. no way in hell
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I CAN’T DECIDE IF I SHOULD LIE OR NOT
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
25: What’s on your mind?
26: Do you have any tattoos?
27: What is your favorite color?
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
FUCKLING CATCH ME BITCHES
29: Who are you texting?
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
well it ain’t ganna be better than mine????????????????????????????????????
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
38: What do your friends call you?
My name, or Olive, or in some cases, Queen,
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
not that I really remember
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
a long time
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
on my thigh, why?
42: What is it from?
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i don’t remember
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
my mother, I think
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
nude-ish looking heels
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
48: Do you make supper for your family?
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
it does now
50: Top 3 web-pages?
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
55: How is your hair?
a little fuzzy
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
stare at things
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
well yea, I was like what, nine?
59: Green or purple grapes?
doesn’t matter to me
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
71: How many fingers do you have?
ten?????? well technically eight
72: What is your ringtone?
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
74: Where is your Mum right now?
I dont know, probably outside
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
because of sexuality things for the first love thing, and because of sexuality things again for the other almost in love person
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
no, not all of them, but a very, very, very tiny number of them
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
he’s sitting next to me rn
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
yea, you could say that
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
not in the last three days
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
Yea. Alot of care would go into that one.
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
uh I don’t even remember the last time I went to a movie
87: Who was your last received call from?
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
92: Do you get along with girls?
well enough, yea
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
who says they need to know?
Anyway, right now, no
94: Does sex mean love?
not to me, well, it’s a weird asexual thing okay
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
YES BECAUSE IM LOCKED IN A ROOM
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
SEE QUESTION ABOVE
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think so
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in a form of attraction at first sight, but it doesn’t always mean love, ya’ feel
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
my little sister. She broke the promise, btw
omfg. I- I feel so honored to be bestowed with a dad joke…
also guys for any of you that care, should I aim to record something new? Should I? Did ya’ll like my other things enough to listen to me again?
talk to me
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
you know when you offer to do something and then realize you probably shouldn’t do that