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Land of Winter and Invigoration

Homestuck blog.

A Capricorn (rising cancer), Mage of Life, (Asymmetrical) Derse Dreamer, somewhere on the field of ace/grey-sexual and probably ace/grey-romantic too. Who knows? I sure don't.

I won't start any conversations, not usually, but I'm pretty okay at continuing them. My ask and submit are at the bottom of the page! Face tag is "Olive has a face" if you're looking for my amazing awful selfies~


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reigigigas:

                                                  ♈Kid warrior♈

reigigigas:

                                                  ♈Kid warrior♈


1-100

GOD DAMN IT BOY. I AINT BOLDING ALL THAT SHIT

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?

you could say that, although it’s strangely complex and not really defined and shit


2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

….I want to say no so bad holy shit, but yea


3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

of myself


4: What’s something you really want right now?

Hmmmmmm. To be closer friends with my classmates. Or at least, have their numbers. It makes me feel less lonely

5: Are you afraid of falling in love?

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep. with good reason, I assure you. I’m not a very fun person to be around when I’m in love you feel, and I don’t have the capabilities at this point right now to do anything but ruin it, you feel


6: Do you like the beach?

YES


7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

I don’t think family counts, so no


8: What’s the background on your cell?

my cell? Which one, I kinda have thousands- oh um

me in a horse mask.


9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?

?????????????????????????????????????????I’m too innocent for this shit????????????????????????????

10: Do you like your phone?

it’s okay


11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

I stopped planning


12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

my uncle, micoo


13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

neither


14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

emotional


15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

zoooooooooooooooooooo.


16: Are you tired?

yes.


17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

well, it’s not a real number. It’s the store thing number


18: Are they a relative?

no


19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

I’m insulted by the thought.


20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

i can’t decide if I should lie or not


21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

no. no way in hell


22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I CAN’T DECIDE IF I SHOULD LIE OR NOT


23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND


24: Is there a certain quote you live by?

nope

25: What’s on your mind?

butts.


26: Do you have any tattoos?

no


27: What is your favorite color?

um purple


28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

FUCKLING CATCH ME BITCHES


29: Who are you texting?

no one


30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY


31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

everytime


32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

yeap


34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

uhhhh yea

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

well it ain’t ganna be better than mine????????????????????????????????????


36: Were you single on Valentines Day?

technically


37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

OH

MY

FUCKIONGF

GOD


38: What do your friends call you?

My name, or Olive, or in some cases, Queen,


39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?

not that I really remember


40: Have you ever cried over a text?

a long time


41: Where’s your last bruise located?

on my thigh, why?


42: What is it from?

band camp


43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i don’t remember


44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

my mother, I think


45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

nude-ish looking heels


46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

nope


47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? 

never


48: Do you make supper for your family?

no


49: Does your bedroom have a door?

it does now


50: Top 3 web-pages?

mspaintadventures

tumblr

azeala


51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

yes


52: Does anything on your body hurt?

not yet


53: Are goodbyes hard for you?

pretty much


54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

Idk


55: How is your hair?

a little fuzzy


56: What do you usually do first in the morning?

stare at things


57: Do you think two people can last forever?

not really


58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?

well yea, I was like what, nine?


59: Green or purple grapes?

doesn’t matter to me


60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

god knows


61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

YES.


62: When will be the next time you text someone?

probably tomorrow


63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?

asleep


64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.

band camp


65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

nope


66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

yes!


67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

nope


68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

Uh.


69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

alot


70: How many windows are open on your computer?

a lot.


71: How many fingers do you have?

ten?????? well technically eight

72: What is your ringtone?

honks


73: How old will you be in 5 months?

17


74: Where is your Mum right now?

I dont know, probably outside

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

because of sexuality things for the first love thing, and because of sexuality things again for the other almost in love person


76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

nope


77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

no, not all of them, but a very, very, very tiny number of them


78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

yea


79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

he’s sitting next to me rn


80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

yea, you could say that


81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?

uh

one?


82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

not in the last three days


83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

yep


84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

joj.


85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

Yea. Alot of care would go into that one.


86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

uh I don’t even remember the last time I went to a movie


87: Who was your last received call from?

my mother


88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

FUCK NO


89: What is something you wish you had more of?

yes…

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?

mmmmhm


91: Do you sleep with your window open?

noooooooooooo


92: Do you get along with girls?

well enough, yea


93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

who says they need to know?

Anyway, right now, no


94: Does sex mean love?

not to me, well, it’s a weird asexual thing okay


95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

YES BECAUSE IM LOCKED IN A ROOM

ALONE.


96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

SEE QUESTION ABOVE


97: Did you sleep alone this week?

YES

EVERYNIGHT


98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think so


99: Do you believe in love at first sight?

I believe in a form of attraction at first sight, but it doesn’t always mean love, ya’ feel


100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

my little sister. She broke the promise, btw


Hi dying, I'm dad.

omfg. I- I feel so honored to be bestowed with a dad joke…


distract me pls

Jul 28th at 11PM / via: mermecha / op: thr-ill / 244,791 notes

also guys for any of you that care, should I aim to record something new? Should I? Did ya’ll like my other things enough to listen to me again?


guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys

talk to me

im dying


Jul 28th at 11PM / via: velocityofdark / op: sassydragon / 36,876 notes

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 


you know when you offer to do something and then realize you probably shouldn’t do that